
Cameras caught the recent jailbird sunbathing in Hawaii a couple days after she was released from prison. And it sure looks like she’s doing everything possible to avoid further hairy situations.
But times have changed, and not every woman fits that old-fashioned stereotype. So why can’t women do the same things the boys can? Is it the threat of being called a whore? Please, ladies. If men can do it, women sure as hell can do it, too.
Chasing tail is much easier when you’re a woman, anyway; guys are normally the aggressor, and it’s hot when women take the pressure off and do the work themselves. Women just need to tweak the rules of the game a bit. Here’s a guide on how a woman should handle a one-night stand:
• DO clean up your place a little bit before you head out on the town, just in case. If you score tonight, you could be doing it on the kitchen table, the counter, the bathroom floor, the bathtub....you get the point.
• DO go to the bar with friends who are less attractive than you. This will affirm that when you make a move, he’ll want to keep talking to you to get in your pants, not to devise a plan to get in your friend’s pants. Unless he’s got major beer goggles, which leads us to the next point…
• DON’T go for dudes that are absolutely hammered. He might be a hottie, but when he’s obnoxiously yelling out Anchorman quotes with his buddies at the bar and having a bit of a problem standing on his own, you might want to steer clear. Sure, it would be easy to get him to go home with you, but that’s where it could unravel due to his alcohol intake. Unless you’d rather baby-sit a dude too drunk to get you off, let alone see straight, don’t target a guy who is completely wasted.
• DON’T get too drunk yourself. Getting drunk often means stupid things are said and done, and not every guy wants to go home with the girl with cranberry-vodka spilled on her and singing along with “Since U Been Gone.” Plus, beer goggles can have very hazardous results once they come off the morning after. By all means, drink a little liquid courage, just don’t go overboard.
• DO remember to smile and be confident when you approach your sexual target. Guys like it when they don’t have to do any work to pick up a girl. There are really no rules when it comes to starting a conversation with the guy either. Compliments always work (“has anyone told you you’ve got rock star hair?”). Approaching bigger groups of guys can be intimidating, but here’s an “in” that usually works: listen in on the group’s conversation while you’re at the bar ordering a drink. Interject with an opposing opinion and start a flirty debate. Note: this won’t work when talking politics or religion.
• DON’T look for common ground in your conversation. That’s optional. Find out some key information pertaining to tonight and the next morning. Does he have to work the next morning? Does he have enough money to take the subway or a cab home? Don’t ask if he has a girlfriend. If he’s interested in going home with you, he’ll probably lie if he has one anyway.
• DO give lots of physical compliments as last call nears. It’s a known fact that guys do not pick up on hints. But when you tell a guy, “You’ve got a great ass,” and give him a wink, or say “Muscles are such a turn-on” while squeezing his bicep and batting your eyelashes, those hints are not so subtle. When it finally is last call or he says his boys are about to bounce, make the move. Tell him you’re going back to your place and he’s welcome to join you. If he’s hooked on you, he’ll be bailing on his friends and hailing you both a cab in no time.
Once you’ve secured the guy, you both have to come to a consensus about where you can get to know each other horizontally. Our suggestion is to make it your place—it’s territory you know, and since you’re in charge on your turf, you’re more likely to get what you want.
Once inside, you can start phase two however you want. Depending on the situation and how well you two, uh, click, you can either pour more alcohol to lighten the awkward factor or get right down to business against the wall in the entryway, on the kitchen counter, on the bathroom floor (aren’t you glad you cleaned up?), you get the picture. But before penetration happens....
• DO use condoms. Whatever the excuse is—he doesn’t like how they feel, it’s a hassle to put one on—there should be no excuses when it comes to protecting yourself. Not to be a Debbie Downer, but you shouldn’t be reminded of your hot night of steamy sex when you pee and it burns. Some STDs are deadly, and some have no symptoms at all. Have sex with condoms. It’s a win-win situation.
• DO focus on getting yourself off first and foremost. That’s why you brought him home, right? So he could please you? Remember, you’re on your turf so you’re in charge. Show him how to make you happy, and if he’s being selfish, force yourself on top so he has no choice. If you actually had common ground with the guy and you think regular sex with him might work, please him, too. But the only person that really matters in the morning is you.
• DON’T be afraid to let loose. Use your belts and scarves to tie him to your headboard and blindfold him. Put that whipped cream to good use. Do it in front of mirrors. If the idea of getting freaky scares you, remember that you’ll never see him again, but he’ll always remember you.
• DON’T let him stay over; kick him out before he falls asleep. You don’t want him hanging around the next morning. He’ll eat your food, drink your coffee, hang out on your computer and watch your TV. Tell him you have to work, catch an early flight, or go feed your friend’s dog because you went out and picked him up instead. However, if you want to pursue regular sex with him, kick him out first thing in the morning. But if not, do you want to share your bed with a guy hogging the sheets who you’re not going to see again?
Finally, don’t worry about others who call you a whore for having a night of no-strings-attached sex by your rules. Those people obviously need to get laid.
Marian Rivera obtained a total of 316, 135 votes
Katrina Halili (two-time winner of FHM 100 Sexiest) landed the second spot with 123, 239 votes
Angel Locsin, who won as sexiest Pinay in 2005, came in third with 121, 388 votes.
According to FHM Philippines, the biggest-selling men’s magazine in the country, Marian had a large lead in terms of online and text votes, while Katrina Halili topped the ballot-voting category.
I Am, 10 Years from Now…
I’ve been blessed with everything. I always say my thanks’ for the wonderful things that happens to me. I don’t want to elaborate anymore mistakes and regrets I have done from the past. All I really want to think and do right now is to look forward what I will become 10 years from now. It’s not easy to guess, because come to think of it, not all of your hopes and dreams do come true. I can say that a perfect life and a contented heart is a pure fiction. Anyway, dreams are always free, so be it, I will be picturing myself a successful one, 10 years from now.
Maybe by that time I’m a struggling businessman or an obedient employee to a big company that deals with computer. But to my opinion and by the looks of the path I am going through, I think I will become a manager of a certain fast-food chain because everybody that are close to me or within my community is telling me that.
As far as I am concerned, I really don’t want to leave the country, I want to work here and live my life to the fullest. But my brother and sisters wanted that much to go abroad for a better living so I guess I need to follow them not because I want to but because I want to be with them. But I will suggest choosing a tropical country like the
By now, all I want to do is to work hard to achieve a better life 10 years from now. It’s okay for me not to achieve a fictional perfect life. A better and simple living, a complete family, and most of all, I am really hoping to find a contented heart that is enough for me to conquer the everyday trials life will give to me.
Marimar has topped urban Philippines ratings for Primetime Weekday Programs for February 2008 with 36.9%.
The two-hour finale of MariMar on March 14, 2008 generated a whooping 52.6% rating to break its own record of 49.5% last November 16, 2007. More importantly, MariMar's 52.6% beat the 52.1% rating posted by Darna on April 14, 2005
In non-cable households, Marimar's final episode posted an even higher rating of 57.5 percent.
Brazilian babe Ariani Nogueira, more popularly known as Arrianey on Eat Bulaga is on the cover of FHM Philippines November 2007 issue.
Ariani started her modeling career when she was only 14 years old. “I’ve been modeling since I was 14 years old, but only in Brazil. I only started traveling for my job last year. In fact, I first came to the Philippines last year on October 7, to be exact.”
This Brazilian babe has appeared in several Philippine television advertisements and was discovered by Television and Production Exponents, which produces along with GMA Network the noontime show Eat Bulaga.
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